March 25, 2019
In this episode Ginny is both an ARTIST and a meticulous documenter of Harry’s life. It’s fine. She’s okay. So is Harry. No one is catatonic.
Recommendation: Folly
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1712551/1/Folly
March 11, 2019
If you don’t know what the Masked Singer is or you didn’t watch the Pokemon anime… well maybe 25% of these jokes will be lost on you? We hope you enjoy this extra long episode!
Recommendation: Unnerved
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2372360/1/Unnerved
February 25, 2019
We hope you were looking forward to an episode where Sequoia spends 50% of the time screaming and 50% of the time crying. Because that’s what we’ve made for you.
Recommendation: Christmas Favor
https://archiveofourown.org/works/138274
February 11, 2019
We are back with some more crazy fanfic. This may or may not be valentines related… you decide.
Recommendation: Crazy Superstitions
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3319254/1/Crazy-Superstitions
January 28, 2019
We are finally back! After a series of unfortunate events we have returned to your earbuds. Thank you to everyone who has come to listen since Sequoias episode of Potterless, we are so happy to have you!
Sequoias episode of Potterless:
https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/episode-61
Recommendations:
The Sum of Draco Malfoy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/285377
Narration Irritation 3: Lemon Bones
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10743404/1/Narration-Irritation-3-Lemon-Bones
December 24, 2018
It’s the holiday season so we picked a couple of Christmas(ish) stories to share with our favorite guest, Colin! We hope you think this episode is the potatoes! Still not sure if that’s good or bad...
Recommendations:
The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
https://archiveofourown.org/works/319467
Hotter Than Peppermint
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1378521/1/Hotter-Than-Peppermint
December 10, 2018
This podcast episode is going to start a revolution. You’ll feel it soon.
Recommendation: A Trip to Remember
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1823013/1/A-Trip-to-Remember
November 26, 2018
In this episode, we’re exploring the depths of “wizard code”... whatever that is?
Recommendation: Draco Malfoy Saves the World
https://archiveofourown.org/works/399876
Check out one of Sequoia's favorite podcasts, Sam and Maggie Hate Glee:
https://shows.pippa.io/sandmhateglee
November 12, 2018
Today Sequoia is going to read 200 fan fics and then write a 25 chapter DraMione… or not. Let’s get into it kids, it’s time for more Marauders!
Recommendation: Of Norklesvanian Hairdos and Being Sixteen
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1515389/1/Of-Norklesvanian-Hairdos-and-Being-Sixteen
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October 29, 2018
We cannot wait for the predictions on this one… remember you need to tweet them at us!! This episode is featuring Sequoia’s very own sister, Chloe Tempest. Watch out for the V.A.S.T podcast, coming to a podcast aggregator near you soon!
Recommendation: Crossword Puzzles
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/826055/1/Crossword-Puzzles
October 15, 2018
After our very first adventure into a multi-episode story, we’re back on our regular one shot bullshit. Make sure to figure out your “name” and tweet it at us! Rules are below.
Recommendation: Dial Tone
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10716879/chapters/23743410
Use the third letter of your first name to find your new first name.
A= Poopsie
B= Lumpy
C= Buttercup
D= Gidget
E= Crusty
F= Greasy
G= Fluffy
H= Cheeseball
I= Chim-chim
J= Stinky
K= Funky
I= Boobie
M= Pinky
N= Zippy
O= Goober
P= Doofus
Q= Slimy
R= Loopy
S= Snotty
T= Tulefel
U= Dorkey
V= Squeezit
W= Oprah
X= Skipper
Y= Dinky
Z= Zsa-ZsaUse the second letter of your last name to find the first part of your new last name.
A= Apple
B= Toilet
C= Giggle
D= Burger
E= Girdle
F= Barf
G= Lizard
H= Waffle
I= Cootie
J= Monkey
K= Potty
I= Liver
M= Banana
N= Rhino
O= Bubble
P= Hamster
Q= Toad
R= Gizzard
S= Pizza
T= Gerbil
U= Chicken
V= Pickle
W= Chuckle
X= Tofu
Y= Gorilla
Z= StinkerUse the fourth/last letter of your last name to find the last part of your new last name.
A= Head
B= Mouth
C= Face
D= Nose
E= Tush
F= Breath
G= Pants
H= Shorts
I= Lips
J= Honker
K= Butt
I= Brain
M= Tushie
N= Chunks
O= Hiney
P= Biscuits
Q= Toes
R= Buns
S= Fanny
T= Sniffer
U= Sprinkles
V= Kisser
W= Squirt
X= Humperdinck
Y= Brains
Z= Juice
September 24, 2018
It’s the thrilling conclusion of our new favorite fanfiction! No one is ready for this nonsense. Listen in if you’re curious how it sounds when two fan girls in their late twenties have a total emotional break down.
Recommendation: Centrifugal Force
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1964452/1/Centrifugal-Force
September 17, 2018
Whew. Here we go. Second week in a row! We hope you’re ready for the continuation of this nonsense. Don’t forget, we left Harry and Mione in the Disney princess forest deciding if they should trust Bellatrix (who just emerged from a bush). So it can only get crazier from here.
Reach the final installment of this story to get the prize at the end, our recommendation!
September 10, 2018
We’re trying out something new this time… get ready for a story in three parts, three weeks in a row! That’s right, this time you won’t have to wait two weeks to hear our monotone voices dripping with sarcasm. Tune in next week for part two of three, and make A MILLION PREDICTIONS so you too can go STRAIGHT TO THE POINTS MOON.
Reach the final installment of this story to get the prize at the end, our recommendation!
August 27, 2018
And hello to any new listeners that found us at LeakyCon! If you’re curious about any of the podcasts Sequoia had the pleasure of joining on the panel, you can find them all here:
https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/
http://www.harrypottersacredtext.com/
https://potteroticapodcast.com/
https://potteroticapodcast.com/
http://hogwarts.libsyn.com/
Recommendation: Better Late Than Never
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2311927/1/Better-Late-Then-Never
Kim's Fanfiction:
Neville’s Busy Day
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15830586
FF: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13049535/1/Neville-s-Busy-Day
August 13, 2018
We’re back on that two fic game! We had to “star out” a word in this title. Need we say more? This episode contains explicit language, but not explicit content. This podcast is not suitable for children. Ever.
Recommendation: Courtship, Wooing, and Other Such Nonsense
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1577046/1/Courtship-Wooing-and-Other-Such-Nonsense
July 30, 2018
If you are new to the podcast DON’T START HERE. This episode will take a completely different form than our usual episodes. For those of you who are ready for another week of crazy fan fics… that’s not what we’re doing today. But we hope you like what we’ve got for you for our anniversary!
July 16, 2018
This story features some more Fanatical Fics canon, this time we’re not sure how magic works but like… whatever works.
Recommendation: Quidditch Toned Muscles
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2852609/1/Quidditch-Toned-Muscles
July 2, 2018
Don’t be fooled, this fan fiction is not set in the early 80’s at an all girls school, these facts of life are a little more… factual?
Recommendation: The Great Golden Gormless Worm of Flobber
https://archiveofourown.org/works/118419
June 18, 2018
Welcome aboard the train to whatever! In this episode Sequoia finally scratches “Make Kim Uncomfortable” off her bucket list. Get ready, listeners, for your world to be shattered.
Recommendation: Revenge of the Tiny Snapes
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9897086/1/Revenge-of-the-Tiny-Snapes