Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them: A Harry Potter Podcast

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them is a Harry Potter podcast where we, your hosts Sequoia Simone and Kim, read the craziest, funniest, and most outlandish Fanfiction we can find! Delving through the likes of fanfiction.net and Archive of Our Own, this Harry Potter podcast strives to recapture a time long past by bringing back stories written 10 or more years ago. Whether you remember the surge of Fanfiction writing that occurred in the long years between the release of Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix or not, we strive to keep this podcast accessible to all levels of Harry Potter and Fanfic fans. We hope to become your new favorite Harry Potter podcast… or not your least favorite Harry Potter podcast? or whatever! Check out our recommendations page to read some Harry Potter fanfic that we’ve LOVED!

Episode 39: The Love Letter/Animal Magnetism

January 28, 2019

We are finally back! After a series of unfortunate events we have returned to your earbuds. Thank you to everyone who has come to listen since Sequoias episode of Potterless, we are so happy to have you!

Sequoias episode of Potterless:
https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/episode-61

 

Recommendations:
The Sum of Draco Malfoy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/285377
Narration Irritation 3: Lemon Bones
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10743404/1/Narration-Irritation-3-Lemon-Bones


Episode 38: Christmas Special feat. Colin

December 24, 2018

It’s the holiday season so we picked a couple of Christmas(ish) stories to share with our favorite guest, Colin! We hope you think this episode is the potatoes! Still not sure if that’s good or bad...

 

Recommendations:
The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
https://archiveofourown.org/works/319467
Hotter Than Peppermint
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1378521/1/Hotter-Than-Peppermint


Episode 35: Lily's Downfall

November 12, 2018

Today Sequoia is going to read 200 fan fics and then write a 25 chapter DraMione… or not. Let’s get into it kids, it’s time for more Marauders!

 

Recommendation: Of Norklesvanian Hairdos and Being Sixteen
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1515389/1/Of-Norklesvanian-Hairdos-and-Being-Sixteen

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Episode 33: What's in a Name?

October 15, 2018

After our very first adventure into a multi-episode story, we’re back on our regular one shot bullshit. Make sure to figure out your “name” and tweet it at us! Rules are below.

 

Recommendation: Dial Tone

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10716879/chapters/23743410

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to find your new first name.

    A= Poopsie
    B= Lumpy
    C= Buttercup
    D= Gidget
    E= Crusty
    F= Greasy
    G= Fluffy
    H= Cheeseball
    I= Chim-chim
    J= Stinky
    K= Funky
    I= Boobie
    M= Pinky
    N= Zippy
    O= Goober
    P= Doofus
    Q= Slimy
    R= Loopy
    S= Snotty
    T= Tulefel
    U= Dorkey
    V= Squeezit
    W= Oprah
    X= Skipper
    Y= Dinky
    Z= Zsa-Zsa

  2. Use the second letter of your last name to find the first part of your new last name.

    A= Apple
    B= Toilet
    C= Giggle
    D= Burger
    E= Girdle
    F= Barf
    G= Lizard
    H= Waffle
    I= Cootie
    J= Monkey
    K= Potty
    I= Liver
    M= Banana
    N= Rhino
    O= Bubble
    P= Hamster
    Q= Toad
    R= Gizzard
    S= Pizza
    T= Gerbil
    U= Chicken
    V= Pickle
    W= Chuckle
    X= Tofu
    Y= Gorilla
    Z= Stinker

  3. Use the fourth/last letter of your last name to find the last part of your new last name.

    A= Head
    B= Mouth
    C= Face
    D= Nose
    E= Tush
    F= Breath
    G= Pants
    H= Shorts
    I= Lips
    J= Honker
    K= Butt
    I= Brain
    M= Tushie
    N= Chunks
    O= Hiney
    P= Biscuits
    Q= Toes
    R= Buns
    S= Fanny
    T= Sniffer
    U= Sprinkles
    V= Kisser
    W= Squirt
    X= Humperdinck
    Y= Brains
    Z= Juice


Episode 31: Harry and Mione's Horcrux Hunt (Part 2)

September 17, 2018

 Whew. Here we go. Second week in a row! We hope you’re ready for the continuation of this nonsense. Don’t forget, we left Harry and Mione in the Disney princess forest deciding if they should trust Bellatrix (who just emerged from a bush). So it can only get crazier from here.

Reach the final installment of this story to get the prize at the end, our recommendation!


Episode 30: Harry and Mione's Horcrux Hunt (Part 1)

September 10, 2018

We’re trying out something new this time… get ready for a story in three parts, three weeks in a row! That’s right, this time you won’t have to wait two weeks to hear our monotone voices dripping with sarcasm. Tune in next week for part two of three, and make A MILLION PREDICTIONS so you too can go STRAIGHT TO THE POINTS MOON.

Reach the final installment of this story to get the prize at the end, our recommendation!


Episode 29: Dean/The Meaning of Life, My Lad

August 27, 2018

And hello to any new listeners that found us at LeakyCon! If you’re curious about any of the podcasts Sequoia had the pleasure of joining on the panel, you can find them all here:
https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/
http://www.harrypottersacredtext.com/
https://potteroticapodcast.com/
https://potteroticapodcast.com/

http://hogwarts.libsyn.com/

 

Recommendation: Better Late Than Never
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2311927/1/Better-Late-Then-Never

 

Kim's Fanfiction:

Neville’s Busy Day

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15830586
FF: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13049535/1/Neville-s-Busy-Day