Episode 33: What's in a Name?

October 15, 2018

After our very first adventure into a multi-episode story, we’re back on our regular one shot bullshit. Make sure to figure out your “name” and tweet it at us! Rules are below.

Recommendation: Dial Tone

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10716879/chapters/23743410

1. Use the third letter of your first name to find your new first name.

   A= Poopsie
   B= Lumpy
   C= Buttercup
   D= Gidget
   E= Crusty
   F= Greasy
   G= Fluffy
   H= Cheeseball
   I= Chim-chim
   J= Stinky
   K= Funky
   I= Boobie
   M= Pinky
   N= Zippy
   O= Goober
   P= Doofus
   Q= Slimy
   R= Loopy
   S= Snotty
   T= Tulefel
   U= Dorkey
   V= Squeezit
   W= Oprah
   X= Skipper
   Y= Dinky
   Z= Zsa-Zsa

2. Use the second letter of your last name to find the first part of your new last name.

   A= Apple
   B= Toilet
   C= Giggle
   D= Burger
   E= Girdle
   F= Barf
   G= Lizard
   H= Waffle
   I= Cootie
   J= Monkey
   K= Potty
   I= Liver
   M= Banana
   N= Rhino
   O= Bubble
   P= Hamster
   Q= Toad
   R= Gizzard
   S= Pizza
   T= Gerbil
   U= Chicken
   V= Pickle
   W= Chuckle
   X= Tofu
   Y= Gorilla
   Z= Stinker

3. Use the fourth/last letter of your last name to find the last part of your new last name.

   A= Head
   B= Mouth
   C= Face
   D= Nose
   E= Tush
   F= Breath
   G= Pants
   H= Shorts
   I= Lips
   J= Honker
   K= Butt
   I= Brain
   M= Tushie
   N= Chunks
   O= Hiney
   P= Biscuits
   Q= Toes
   R= Buns
   S= Fanny
   T= Sniffer
   U= Sprinkles
   V= Kisser
   W= Squirt
   X= Humperdinck
   Y= Brains
   Z= Juice

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