Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them: A Harry Potter Podcast

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them is a Harry Potter podcast where we, your hosts Sequoia Simone and Kim, read the craziest, funniest, and most outlandish Fanfiction we can find! Delving through the likes of fanfiction.net and Archive of Our Own, this Harry Potter podcast strives to recapture a time long past by bringing back stories written 10 or more years ago. Whether you remember the surge of Fanfiction writing that occurred in the long years between the release of Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix or not, we strive to keep this podcast accessible to all levels of Harry Potter and Fanfic fans. We hope to become your new favorite Harry Potter podcast… or not your least favorite Harry Potter podcast? or whatever! Check out our recommendations page to read some Harry Potter fanfic that we’ve LOVED!

Best Harry Potter Quotes

Here at Fanatical Fics, we have a lot of opinions about Harry Potter. Because of this, we’ve compiled a list of what we consider to be some of the best Harry Potter quotes of all time. This is, of course, not a comprehensive list. There are definitely many amazing quotes from characters we love that are not listed here, but if you’re in the mood to reminisce about the world of Harry Potter, this list might be a good place to start.

Best Harry Potter Quotes

Hagrid is the best forever and always. Amen.

Hagrid is the best forever and always. Amen.

I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed. ‘Never be ashamed,’ my ol’ dad used ter say, ‘there’s some who’ll hold it against you, but they’re not worth botherin’ with.
— Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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‘Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have,’ said Hermione nastily, picking up her quill again.
— Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix
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If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
— Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
“Feeling sassy, Potter?” - Draco Malfoy, probably

“Feeling sassy, Potter?” - Draco Malfoy, probably

‘Manners, Potter, or I’ll have to give you a detention,’ drawled Malfoy, whose sleek blond hair and pointed chin were just like his father’s. ‘You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.’ ‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone.’
— Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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‘The thing about growing up with Fred and George,”‘said Ginny thoughtfully, ‘is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.’
— Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  
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It is the quality of one’s convictions that determines success not the number of followers.
— Remus Lupin, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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We could have been killed — or worse! Expelled!
— Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
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Not my daughter, you bitch!
— Molly Weasley, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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Don’t worry, you’re just as sane as I am.
— Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Never trust anything that thinks for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.
— Arthur Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London underground.
— Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
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You don’t have to call me Sir, Professor.
— Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
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My mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect.
— Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix