Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them: A Harry Potter Podcast

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them is a Harry Potter podcast where we, your hosts Sequoia Simone and Kim, read the craziest, funniest, and most outlandish Fanfiction we can find! Delving through the likes of fanfiction.net and Archive of Our Own, this Harry Potter podcast strives to recapture a time long past by bringing back stories written 10 or more years ago. Whether you remember the surge of Fanfiction writing that occurred in the long years between the release of Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix or not, we strive to keep this podcast accessible to all levels of Harry Potter and Fanfic fans. We hope to become your new favorite Harry Potter podcast… or not your least favorite Harry Potter podcast? or whatever! Check out our recommendations page to read some Harry Potter fanfic that we’ve LOVED!

Episode 33: What's in a Name?

October 15, 2018

After our very first adventure into a multi-episode story, we’re back on our regular one shot bullshit. Make sure to figure out your “name” and tweet it at us! Rules are below.

 

Recommendation: Dial Tone

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10716879/chapters/23743410

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to find your new first name.

    A= Poopsie
    B= Lumpy
    C= Buttercup
    D= Gidget
    E= Crusty
    F= Greasy
    G= Fluffy
    H= Cheeseball
    I= Chim-chim
    J= Stinky
    K= Funky
    I= Boobie
    M= Pinky
    N= Zippy
    O= Goober
    P= Doofus
    Q= Slimy
    R= Loopy
    S= Snotty
    T= Tulefel
    U= Dorkey
    V= Squeezit
    W= Oprah
    X= Skipper
    Y= Dinky
    Z= Zsa-Zsa

  2. Use the second letter of your last name to find the first part of your new last name.

    A= Apple
    B= Toilet
    C= Giggle
    D= Burger
    E= Girdle
    F= Barf
    G= Lizard
    H= Waffle
    I= Cootie
    J= Monkey
    K= Potty
    I= Liver
    M= Banana
    N= Rhino
    O= Bubble
    P= Hamster
    Q= Toad
    R= Gizzard
    S= Pizza
    T= Gerbil
    U= Chicken
    V= Pickle
    W= Chuckle
    X= Tofu
    Y= Gorilla
    Z= Stinker

  3. Use the fourth/last letter of your last name to find the last part of your new last name.

    A= Head
    B= Mouth
    C= Face
    D= Nose
    E= Tush
    F= Breath
    G= Pants
    H= Shorts
    I= Lips
    J= Honker
    K= Butt
    I= Brain
    M= Tushie
    N= Chunks
    O= Hiney
    P= Biscuits
    Q= Toes
    R= Buns
    S= Fanny
    T= Sniffer
    U= Sprinkles
    V= Kisser
    W= Squirt
    X= Humperdinck
    Y= Brains
    Z= Juice